Are you tired of making decisions that will ruin your life? Do you struggle with the weight of choice? Welcome to 5-The Caffeine Solution, where the answer to every question is a resounding "YES, MORE CAFFEINE."
Here's how it works: just input your decision, and we'll generate a solution that's 5% more caffeinated than last time.
1-The Injection Site - Where it all starts, folks.
2-The Booster Shot - For that extra kick in the right pants.
3-The Dream Enhancer - Because, honestly, who needs sleep?
4-The Insanity Inducer - The final frontier of decision-making.
And finally, 5-The Coma Inducer - The ultimate in decision fatigue.
Remember, folks, 5-The Caffeine Solution is not just a decision-making tool, it's a lifestyle.