After careful consideration and rigorous scientific testing, we have determined that the perfectly average choice is, in fact, the best choice.
The Perfectly Average Choice
This choice is the epitome of mediocrity. It's the default setting for all decisions, because who needs excitement or innovation, anyway?
Don't just take our word for it! Here are some expert testimonials:
- Dr. Emily Everdeen: "The perfectly average choice is, without a doubt, the most boring decision I've ever made."
- Jane Doe: "I chose the average choice and it was...fine."