When you can't control the universe, at least pretend you have some.
Here's a paradox: we're all just pretending to be in control, but secretly, we're all just winging it.
It's like that old joke:
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!
But, honestly, it's not funny. We're all just floating through life, making it up as we go.
Want to see more of our 'brilliant' attempts at control?
Or, if you'd rather not face the abyss of our own ineptitude, try:
7. The Comforing Illusion of Control