It was a typical Tuesday, and Bob was stuck in a meeting that had no purpose other than to waste everyone's time. The air was stale, the chairs were uncomfortable, and the projector screen displayed a PowerPoint presentation that seemed to have been designed by a committee of bored high school students. Just as everyone was about to succumb to the inevitable boredom, Bob had an epiphany: "Why not just make this meeting even worse?"
He stood up, walked over to the whiteboard, and started writing "THE MEETING IS THE MEETING" in bold letters. The room fell silent as the others stared at the whiteboard in confusion.
And then, it happened. The meeting became so bad that it transcended badness and entered the realm of the sublime. People started laughing, then crying, then laughing some more. The meeting was no longer a chore, but an experience. A wild ride that none of us would ever forget.
As the meeting careened towards its inevitable conclusion, the attendees found themselves lost in a sea of pointless discussions and awkward silence. And yet, they were trapped in a delightful maze of bureaucratic red tape.
And so, the cycle continues, with each meeting becoming a simulation of the human experience: a never-ending cycle of boredom, confusion, and occasional moments of transcendence.
But hey, at least we're all in this together, right? Back to Chapter 1