6. The Corn Standards
According to the ancient Cornian Code, every good citizen is expected to follow these six sacred standards of Corn:
- Article 1: Thou shalt not leave thy corn unattended in the sun.
- Article 2: Thou shalt not cross the yellow line in the middle of Main St.
- Article 3: Thou shalt respect the sacred ritual of Tuesday Tacos.
- Article 4: Thou shalt not speak of Corn-nadoes without first making the proper offering to Cthulhu.
- Article 5: Thou shalt not wear sandals in the Corn Council chambers.
- Article 6: Thou shalt not question the Great Corn Prophet's interpretation of the Cornifesto.
Learn more about the proper offerings for Cthulhu
Read about the sacred rituals of Tuesday Tacos
See the official protocol for wearing sandals in the Corn Council chambers