6. The Corn Standards

According to the ancient Cornian Code, every good citizen is expected to follow these six sacred standards of Corn:

• Article 1: Thou shalt not leave thy corn unattended in the sun.
• Article 2: Thou shalt not cross the yellow line in the middle of Main St.
• Article 3: Thou shalt respect the sacred ritual of Tuesday Tacos.
• Article 4: Thou shalt not speak of Corn-nadoes without first making the proper offering to Cthulhu.
• Article 5: Thou shalt not wear sandals in the Corn Council chambers.
• Article 6: Thou shalt not question the Great Corn Prophet's interpretation of the Cornifesto.