7 - The Sour As Antidote
Because sometimes you need a little bitterness in your life
It's time to face it: you've made a mistake. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Unless it is, in which case you should probably just give up now.
But wait, there's hope! Introducing the Sour As Antidote: a refreshing dose of disappointment and despair, guaranteed to make your day a little brighter.
We've got the perfect blend of regret and longing, carefully crafted to make you feel like a failure. And if that's not enough, our special sauce of self-pity will make you wonder why you ever thought you were good at anything in the first place.
So come on down, and taste the bitter taste of defeat. You know you want to.
And remember, it's not you, it's the world that's crazy. But don't worry, we'll just blame it on you.