Option 5 of 8: The Inconvenient Truth

You've chosen the path less traveled, but still somehow managed to end up in this dimly lit, cramped, and poorly ventilated room. Congratulations?

As you navigate this labyrinthine space, you'll encounter a series of increasingly absurd choices. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Here's the deal: you've been presented with a series of 8 options, and you've chosen the one that reads:

• Option 5: The Inconvenient Truth

Now you're stuck with the consequences.

Here's a map of your surroundings:

As you gaze upon the map, you notice a few things:

• A locked door in the northwest corner, labeled "Do Not Enter."
• A faint glow emanating from the northeast corner, labeled "Theoretical Exit."
• A faint scent of desperation wafting from the southeast corner, labeled "The Snack Bar."

What do you do?

You have 4 options:

• Option 6: The Fanciful Fantasy
• Option 4: The Unfortunate Reality
• Option 2: The Dubious Decision
• Option 1: The Informed Choice