You stand before the Fork of the Ancients, a relic from a time when decisions were made with more than just the tap of a finger.
The path to the left leads to the Land of the Unyielding Potholes, where the terrain is treacherous and the locals are even more so.
The path to the right leads to the Realm of the Endless Buffets, where the feasting is plentiful, but the digestion is not.
Which path will you take, brave adventurer?