Choice 5: The Inevitable Consequences of Choosing Socks Over Pants
It's been 3 days since you last wore pants. The neighbors are starting to talk.
As you stand in front of the mirror, you notice a faint glow emanating from your feet. It's your socks, trying to escape.
Do you:
A) Surrender to the socks and let them guide your every move
B) Call in the socks' union representative to negotiate better working conditions
C) Call an exorcist to remove the malevolent sock spirit
D) Declare yourself the Sock Emperor and start a rebellion
E) Eat the socks