After careful consideration, I have decided that:
Today's Cocktail should be a Gin and Tonic with a splash of lemon and a dash of regret.
Last Night's Cocktail was a Vodka Red Bull with a side of existential dread.
Tomorrow's Cocktail will be a Bloody Mary, because I'll probably just wake up and regret it anyway.
And on the matter of Yesterday's Cocktail, I still can't remember.
Dr. Cocktail's Decisions is a philosophical exploration of the human condition, one cocktail at a time.