Q: What is the difference between a Martini and a Margarita?
A: A Martini is for those who enjoy a good lie down with their martini glass. A Margarita is for those who prefer a good fight.
Q: Can I use a blender for my cocktails?
A: Only if you enjoy a good game of "Smoothie Roulette" where you might end up with a drink that's 99% ice cream.