We're the Committee of Decisions

And we're here to decide for you.

Today's agenda:

  1. Cause 4: The Great Donut Heist
  2. Cause 6: Mandatory Disco Party
  3. Cause 9: The Fjords of Bureaucracy

Decisions are being made.

Do not try to understand.

Just accept our verdicts.

Or else...

Alternate Reality

Don't look for an explanation.

We'll never give one.