We, the Council of Visionaries, Inc., establish this committee to oversee all decisions made by the company. The committee shall consist of three members: the Chair of Decisions, the Vice-Chair of Decisions, and two members-at-large, known as "The Decisive Duo."
The Chair of Decisions shall be appointed by the President of the company for a term of two years, or until they decide to quit or get fired. The Vice-Chair of Decisions shall be chosen by the Chair of Decisions for a term of three years, or until they get lost in the bureaucracy. The two members-at-large shall be chosen by the Chair of Decisions for a term of four years, or until they get bored and quit.
All decisions shall be made by the committee, except for decisions that require a vote. In which case, all members shall vote, and the majority rules. Unless the Chair of Decisions decides otherwise. Which they will, because they're the Chair.
No member of the committee shall have a conflict of interest, unless the conflict of interest is declared in writing, and the committee agrees to let them stay on the committee. In which case, the member with the conflict of interest shall be given a special "Conflict-of-Interest Cape" to wear during meetings.
These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds majority vote of the committee. Unless the Chair of Decisions vetoes the amendment, in which case it shall be re-voted on until someone gets it right.