Peak Hours: Social Media Strategy

We're not really sure what this means, but it sounds important.

Subpage: Peak Hours: The Art of Doing Nothing

When in peak hours, do nothing. Just stare at a wall and think about your existential dread.

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Subpage: Peak Hours: The Science of Binge Eating

During peak hours, eat all the pizza. It's science. We swear.

The Science of Binge Eating

Subpage: Peak Hours: The Strategy of Pretending to Care

When someone asks you about peak hours, just pretend to care. It's a strategy, really.

Pretending to Care: A Peak Hours Strategy