Manifesto for Incompetent Decision-Makers

Welcome to the Manifesto for Incompetent Decision-Makers, where we embrace the art of making poor choices and living with them. Here, you'll find inspiration and motivation from fellow travelers in the world of questionable decision-making.

Our manifesto is simple:

• Do not question authority, especially your own.
• Emphasize the importance of instinct over fact.
• Believe that 'maybe' is not a word.
• Never admit defeat, just pretend the consequences didn't happen.
• Cite 'experts' who agree with you but don't actually exist.

Our manifesto is a beacon for those who:

• Love the feeling of being right despite all evidence.
• Pretend to understand things they don't.
• Are experts in the field of 'just making it up'.

Read the sub-manifesto for those who want to take it to the next level. Learn from the Advanced Theory of Incompetence for the most complex of decision-making dilemmas.