Here is the tale of what happened to the great compiler of what went wrong, a story of bad design and catastrophic failure. Read on to find out.
Once upon a time in the land of the land of bugs, a compiler was created with great fanfare. But little did they know, it would soon become the bane of the land. The compiler, with its overengineered features and dependency hell, brought the land to its knees.
Now the land of bugs lies in ruins, a bulletin board for the dead. The compiler, a cursed object, still lingers in the land, a reminder of the what not to do. Will it ever be rebuilt, or will it forever hold the technical debt?