We've all been here before. You, me, everyone. The never-ending cycle of indecision, uncertainty, and existential dread. But fear not, for we have a solution: the Chaos Theory of Decisions!
Also known as "I'm going to do what I want, and you can't stop me!"
Or, alternatively, "The Theory of 'Maybe I'll just have a cookie, and then think about it later'."
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