A tale of a sauce that was too saucy for the government's liking
In the year 2023, a scandal rocked the nation when it was discovered that the government had been secretly hoarding a stash of artisanal, small-batch ketchup in a hidden underground bunker. The sauce, known as "Bleu's Revenge," was said to have been produced by a mysterious figure known only as "The Ketchup King."
As the news broke, citizens took to the streets, demanding justice for the condiment-deprived. Protests erupted, with chants of "Sauce for the people!" and "Free Bleu's Revenge!"
The government, caught off guard, was forced to release a statement denying all allegations, but the damage was already done. The people had tasted the truth, and they would not be silenced.
And so, the condiment gate scandal continues to this day, with some saying it's a matter of national security, while others claim it's simply a matter of taste. But one thing is certain: the people will not rest until Bleu's Revenge is back on the shelves.