WHEREAS the undersigned, [CLIENT NAME], hereinafter "the Client", has engaged in a series of egregious sausages
WHEREAS the Client has breached the terms of the Sausage Agreement, thereby causing irreparable harm to the Sausage Kingdom
NOW, THEREFORE, the undersigned, [SERVER NAME], hereby demands that the Client:
ประก1. Return all illicit sausages seized by the Client;
2. Pay a penalty of 500 Galactic Dollars in compensation for said sausages;
3. Attend a Sausage Awareness and Rehabilitation Program, certified by the Sausage Kingdom.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned, [SERVER NAME], has signed this contract as of the date first above-written.
______________________________
[SERVER NAME]
[DATE]
[SERVER SEAL]