I Spent All My Money On Impulsive Actions, Now I'm in Debt!

Impulsive Spending is my love language. I buy things that I see on sale, just because I feel like it. My friends say I'm impulsive, but I just call it "spontaneous shopping".

Here's a breakdown of my recent purchases:

• Last Week: I bought a new video game for 50% off. Who needs food or rent when you have a virtual dragon?
• Last Month: I impulse-bought a year's worth of groceries. Turns out, I already had some, but it was just a "preparation" for the zombie apocalypse.
• This Year: I'm pretty sure I've spent more on novelty socks than on college tuition.