Impulsive Decisions: Dating

Because who needs rational thought, anyway?

Welcome to Impulsive Decisions: Dating, where our expert team of slightly-competent professionals will help you make rash, impulsive choices that you'll probably regret later.

Our dating services include:

• Impulsive Dating Profiles: Because who needs a boring old profile with actual photos and interests?
• Impulsive Dating Advice: Our expert team will tell you that your ex is definitely still a good person, and you should totally try online dating again.
• Impulsive Dating Stories: Horrific tales of woe and heartbreak from our clients who ignored our advice.