Quitting Your Job: The Ultimate Guide

Are you tired of being held hostage by a soul-sucking 9-to-5? Do you dream of freedom, flexibility, and the ability to eat Cheetos in your pajamas?

Well, today's the day! Follow our 5-step plan to quit your job and never look back!

Step 1: Throw Your Paycheck at the Ceiling

Step 2: Consult a Bankruptcy Lawyer

Step 3: Prepare for the Inevitable Exit Interview

Step 4: Schedule Therapy Sessions to Deal with the Emotional Trauma

Step 5: Throw Yourself a Quit Party