Impulsive Philosophy: Exit Strategies

Because, let's face it, sometimes you just have to get outta here.

Here are some impulsive exit strategies for when you need to make a quick escape:

Strategy 1: The Sudden Vanishing Act

Leave without warning, like a ghost in the night.

Call out for help, but actually just go the other way.

Distract yourself with something shiny, and then... poof.

And remember, these exit strategies are not just for emergencies, but for every day use.

Because, let's face it, sometimes life just gets too boring.