Because you're not satisfied with the usual "impulsive decision" fare.
Here are some more cases of when impulsive decisions went too far, too fast, and too often.
A tale of when one man's decision to use socks as a makeshift puppet show led to a global sock puppet shortage.
A story of when one person's impulsive decision to only eat cereal led to a severe case of the munchies.
A cautionary tale of when one person's impulsive decision to learn to play the kazoo led to a lifetime supply of unwanted kazoo-based injuries.
Stay tuned for more impulsive decisions gone wrong!