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This is a highly classified, top-secret government facility. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARE PROhibited

• Don't even think about it, let alone do it
• Don't even think about it, let alone do it
• Don't even think about it, let alone do it

Proceed at your own risk. Or don't. We won't tell.

IF YOU MUST ENTER, PLEASE SELECT A ROLE:

Choose a role: Sentry Guard Scientist Test Subject

Or just make a break for it.