Dark Matter Safety: Avoiding Quantum Leap

Welcome to the most boring meeting you'll ever attend.

Are you tired of being stuck in an infinite loop of quantum uncertainty?

Do you want to avoid the existential dread of being a quantum particle?

Look no further! Our expert panel of physicists (not really) will guide you through the thrill of... well, not dying in the dark matter vortex.

Join us for a journey of uneventful discoveries, where every choice you make will only lead to more of the same boring decisions.

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