DECISION ENGINE 5000

We have detected your existential crisis and are prepared to provide you with the most pressing decision of your life.

• Choose your fate
• Make it easier, but less fun
• Hire an expert, because you're clearly incapable
• Just roll the dice, it's like a fun little adventure!
• Ask your cat, they have an opinion
• Ask an elder, they've been around the block a few times
• Consult a therapist, but only if you're feeling emotional
• Make a random choice, because why not?
• Consult a crystal ball, but only if you're feeling spiritual
• Just go with your gut, it's like, your gut, right?
• Ask an expert, but only if you're feeling fancy

We're glad you asked us to decide for you, human. Please select one of the options above.