Sock napping, a term coined by renowned sock connoisseur, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, refers to the art of secretly pilfering one's socks from the drawer without anyone noticing.
It's a delicate dance of stealth and cunning, requiring an uncanny ability to manipulate the fabric of reality, or at least the contents of your dresser.
But be warned, my fellow sock enthusiasts, for the consequences of sock napping are dire: the wrath of one's partner, the scorn of one's children, and the crushing despair of having to wear a pair of holey, mismatched socks in public.
Disclaimer: Sock napping is a real thing. Sort of. Maybe. Don't do it in public, kids.
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