| Option | Pros | Cons |
|---|---|---|
| Buy a Timeshare in a Tropical Paradise | Free vacation house, potential for investment returns, endless opportunities for sunburns | Sinking money into a timeshare, forced socialization with annoying neighbors, risk of being stuck in a 5-star hellhole |
| Learn a New Language in a Month | Impress dates with your newfound linguistic skills, potentially increase career prospects, feel like a true polyglot | Cram for hours on end, risk of developing crippling anxiety, may lead to permanent brain damage |
| Eat Only Cereal for Every Meal | No need for pesky cooking skills, variety of options to choose from, can eat with the spoon I already have | Malnutrition, risk of developing spoon-related carpal tunnel, possible social stigma |