We're glad you asked for the sequel, because we clearly didn't learn our lesson from Decision Nirvana: The Original Catastrophe.
Here's the revised guide to making the right choices, because you can never have too many options.
Also known as the "I'm going to read 12 different opinions on the topic and then do nothing" approach.
Subchapter 1: The "I've read all the opinions, but I still don't know what to do"
Don't worry, it's not you, it's just your brain's way of saying "Hey, you're an indecisive mess."
Stay tuned for more chapters, or don't, we're not really sure.