Decisions, decisions, they're all the same,
A never-ending cycle of "should I, shouldn't I",
A never-ending sea of what-ifs and maybes,
Where the only constant is the crushing of our dreams.
What if Machine? - Our team of experts has built an AI that will make all your decisions for you. But at what cost?
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Stay tuned for more updates on our Decision Tower, where the most advanced decision-making technology is being built.
Or, just go home and stare at a wall. It's not like your decisions are going to change the world or anything.
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