Decision A - Option B: The Utterly Unimpressive Choice

A Choice That Will Change Nothing

You've reached the pinnacle of unimagination, the zenith of underwhelming decisions! Congratulations!

Sub-Option C: The 'I'm Not Really Listening' Option

Side Effects:

• Apathy
• Disinterest
• Regret

Disclaimer:

This option has not been tested for its efficacy or lack thereof. Proceed with caution (or not).