It's Decision C, baby! The one where you choose to eat an entire pizza by yourself, and then blame it on the dog for the stains on your shirt.
But wait, there's more! Decision C also involves wearing the same socks for an entire week straight, because why bother with laundry when you can just reek of stale sweat and regret?
So, if you're feeling particularly adventurous (read: lazy), why not give Decision C a try? Click here to learn more about Decision D, where you'll be forced to clean your room, and here to learn about Decision B, where you'll have to actually use deodorant.