DecisiveGenie Pricing Plan 1

Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

With DecisiveGenie Pricing Plan 1, you'll have the most unapologetically obvious prices in the business.

Here's what you get:

• 1,000,000 options to choose from. No, really, we're not kidding. One. Million.
• A 50% chance of getting exactly what you want. We're not making promises, but it's 50%, so there.
• A complimentary "I'm a grown-up and I know what I'm doing" stamp of approval, because who doesn't need a little reassurance?

And here's what you don't get:

• Subtlety. We're all about being loud and proud.
• A refund. Sorry, not sorry.
• Any chance of getting what you actually wanted. But hey, who needs that, right?

Upgrade to Plan 2 for even more options and fewer regrets!