You must, at all times, maintain a minimum level of fascinatingness. This includes, but is not limited to, wearing a brightly colored jumpsuit while performing routine tasks.
View the full list of Mandatory Fascinating Activities here.
Or, if you insist on doing the opposite, you may view the Underachieving Protocol and weep.
Note that failure to comply with this decree will result in being sent to Forced Laziness Rehabilitation Facility.
Also, don't bother trying to find the original text of this decree, as it has been deleted for your own good. Lost it is, gone.