Our Leadership Team: The Defenders of Decency

Meet the people who make the tough decisions around here prophets of justice, champions of the status quo, and defenders of the obvious.

Chairman of the Borg

Vice-Chairperson of the Inquisition (for when things get really out of hand)

Defensive Coordinator (because we're always ready for the next thing)

Don't worry about us, we'll just hide under our collective desks and pray it all goes away

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