Belly Rub Techniques for the Ages

The Hamster Method

For the discerning hamster, a good belly rub requires a delicate touch. Start with a gentle circular motion, then transition to a series of precise, staccato taps. Finish with a soft, soothing whisper of 'who's a cute wittle hamster?'

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The Feline Technique

Cats are notoriously difficult to please, but the right belly rub can win them over. Begin with a firm, assertive motion, then soften to a gentle knead. Finish with a series of subtle, high-pitched meows.