The Blanket King's Decrees

In the land of Nap-land, the Blanket King rules with an iron fist... or should we say, an iron blanket?

By the power vested in him, the Blanket King decrees:

1. That all citizens of Nap-land must wear matching plaid pants on Thursdays.
2. That the national snack food shall henceforth be Cheeto Puffs.
3. That the capital city shall be known as Blanketopolis, and all its streets shall be paved with softness.

Read Decree 1 in detail. See the Snack Code for more Cheeto Puffs goodness.

By the power of the Blanket Kingdom, this is a binding and non-negotiable decree.

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