Nap Queen's Royal Decree: Feathered Wisdom

In the land of Feathered Wisdom, our beloved Nap Queen has decreed that all subjects must wear only the most majestic of feathered crowns.

The Queen's advisors have crafted these Feathered Crown Standards to ensure the proper placement and arrangement of these regal adornments.

But wait, there's more! The Queen has also established the Feathered Crown Committee to oversee the entire process and prevent any would-be usurpers from trying to steal the spotlight with their tacky, non-regal headgear.

• Feathered Crown Committee - For the love of all things fluffy, don't even think about it!
• Feathered Crown Standards - Because, you know, rules matter.

So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the most stylish, most refined, and most regal of subjects, apply for your feathered crown today!