Nap Budget: A Canine's Guide to Snoozing

Decision Tree:

Calculating Your Nap Budget:

Assuming you have a 3-year-old Pug and a 2-year-old Chihuahua, you'll need at least $50,000 per year for snacks and toys.

However, if you have a Napoleon Complex, you may need an additional $10,000 per year for therapy.

Don't forget to add 10% for inflation and 5% for taxes!

Recommended Nap Schedule:

Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday: 4 hours of snoozing

Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday: 5 hours of snoozing

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday: 6 hours of snoozing (including breakfast in bed)

Remember, these are just estimates. Actual nap times may vary.

Hyperlinks to other nap-related subpages: Nap Hacks and Nap Tricks