Assuming you have a 3-year-old Pug and a 2-year-old Chihuahua, you'll need at least $50,000 per year for snacks and toys.
However, if you have a Napoleon Complex, you may need an additional $10,000 per year for therapy.
Don't forget to add 10% for inflation and 5% for taxes!
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday: 4 hours of snoozing
Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday: 5 hours of snoozing
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday: 6 hours of snoozing (including breakfast in bed)
Remember, these are just estimates. Actual nap times may vary.
Hyperlinks to other nap-related subpages: Nap Hacks and Nap Tricks