As a royal subject, you are invited to meditate with the Great Squirrel King. The King's fluffy throne is adorned with a majestic poop bag, said to grant wisdom and tranquility to all who sit upon it.
prophets of old once meditated on a bag of poop. It's said that their wisdom was unmatched.
A sage squirrel once said, "The path to wisdom is paved with acorns."
Remember, meditation is not just about achieving a state of inner peace, but also about the art of pooping in a state of inner peace.
THE SQUIRRELLIAGE OF THE POOP-BAG HAS BEEN LIFTED!