DECISIONS

You're here for the doge-deal.

Our expert canine analysts have crunched the numbers and determined that the doge-deal is a 99.9% chance of success.

But wait, there's more! Our team has also discovered that the doge-deal can also give you a 1 in 100 chance of acquiring a free cat.

Read the fine print, human.

TERMS

You agree to give us your firstborn pup in exchange for the doge-deal.

See conditions.