The Canine Conundrum
As Pupper McSnoop's therapist, Dr. Pawsley Pawsford, I'm here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of doge-drama.
It's a real thing, folks! A psychological complex of epic proportions. Symptoms include:
1. Uncontrollable barking at the mailman
2. Excessive tail-wagging
3. Inability to focus on anything other than squirrel-related topics
4. Irrepressible urges to chase your own tail
Don't worry, we'll get through this together. Next steps:
Schedule your next session with Dr. Pawsley
Pupper McSnoop's Doge-drama Diagnosis
const symptoms = [
'uncontrollable_barking',
'excessive_tail_wagging',
'inability_to_focus',
'irrepressible_tail_chasing'];
return symptoms.length;