It's your pup, Pupper, here to spill the tea on Decision 118. This one's a real tail-wagger.
After weeks of deliberation, the Pupper-in-Chief has made the call: "Paws-itive Vibes Only!" The new company policy is all about spreading love, light, and slobbery kisses throughout the office. No more grumpy Mondays, no more frownies!
As of now, the break room is stocked with free pup-friendly treats, and every Friday's a Pup-cy Day. That's right, folks, you can wear your comfiest Pupper-themed outfit to work and still get the job done (or not, we won't judge).
But wait, there's more! The Pupper-in-Chief has also announced a new "Pup-licious Pairings" program. That's right, you can now request a Pupper BFF (Best Furry Friend) to be paired with you for the day. It's like having a built-in office BFF, minus the drama and plus the snuggles.
So, what do you think, humans? Is Pupper's Paws-itive Predicament the best thing since sliced bread? Share your thoughts in the comments below!