Or maybe go to /subpages/ treat-titude/456 where the only thing more over-the-top than the drama is the amount of sprinkles on the treats.
Or if you're feeling particularly ruff, you can try /subpages/woof-woof-worry/012 where the only thing more worrisome than the thought of running out of treats is the possibility of running out of belly rubs.
Where the only decision is, do you want more treats?