Today's Rant: "I'm a Doge, Hear Me Roar!"
Or, rather, whimper, because, you know, I'm a dog.
Why must I suffer through another day of chasing squirrels that never get away? Is it not enough that I've mastered the art of staring intensely at a wall for hours on end?
Why must I be confined to this dull, uninspiring existence? Is it not time for a dog of my caliber to take on the world?
Why, oh why, must I be a mere spectator to the joys of catnip and laser pointers?
To be continued, or not.
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