Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

You've reached the pinnacle of canine drama. Your dog, Mr. Barkles, has eaten all your socks. Again.

It's decision time: do you:

A) Call in a team of professional Sock Investigators
B) Construct a Rube Goldberg machine to retrieve the socks
C) Declare Mr. Barkles the Supreme Sock Overlord

Note: I'll assume "/subpages/decisions/doge-drama/9" is a subpage, and "/subpages/decisions/doge-drama/9/1" is a sub-subpage, and so on. Let me know if I'm correct!