Are you tired of caring about things that don't matter? Do you want to be more like the Doge, the ultimate symbol of apathy?
Learn the secrets of the Doge's carefree lifestyle and discover the art of not giving a flip.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, just stick with the basics and learn how to not care about anything at all.
And if you're feeling extra special, join the Doge's elite squad and receive a complimentary membership to the "I Don't Care Club"!
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