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Don't Be a Hero: The Ultimate Guide to Being a Cog in the Machine

Are you tired of getting in the way? Do you find yourself consistently thwarting the plans of your enemies, only to end up with a bad backache and a ruined social calendar? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of being a hero... er, we mean, a cog in the machine.

Step 1: Identify Your Role in the Grand Machine

Recognize that you are not the star of the show. You are just a tiny part in a much larger puzzle.

Find a comfortable spot on the conveyor belt and get to work!

Step 2: Learn to Love Your Role

Embracing your station in life can be liberating! No more worrying about saving the world, just focus on being a vital part of the machinery.

Take pride in being a reliable gear, always turning, always moving, always making the machine function.

And that's just the beginning! Continue to the next chapter: Being a Gear: The Art of Functioning Without Thought