Dräme-101: The Art of Making Decisions That Won't Haunt You Later

A Guide for the Utterly Confused and the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Flip a Coin

Heads for Yes, Tails for No. It's Science.

Step 2: Roll a Die

D6 for Yes, 1-5 for No. Don't ask why.

Step 3: Consult a Ouija Board

Just don't ask the spirits for advice on your love life. That's just a recipe for disaster.

Continue to Step 4: Flip a Magazine

Alternative: Ask Yourself a Question (But Only if You're Feeling Sentimental)

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